nocallsplease (nocallsplease) wrote in thursdayinsults,

suburban moms:

you are so incredibly boring i don't know where to begin. someday you will look back on your twenties and cry , for this is surely the decade that you surrendered any personal identity. this will be the decade you remember for wasting in 20 minute increments peeling and slicing apples just the way your toddler likes them; for the years you decided that sacrificing personal growth and professional advancement were a fair exchange for spending all day every day with your child, thus robbing them of any sense of independence and ability to thrive outside of your presence.

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