Insert Funny Comment (barswa) wrote in thursdayinsults,
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I hate you weather! The way you make me sweat from every pore. How if I use the fan I know its only a moments respite, because once I turn the fan off it'll be hotter than it was before.

You stupid dung beetle drool of a temperature and your compadre humidity, that cum-slurping asshole of a cousin you carry around with you.

And I especially hate you because I'm moving to Texas where it'll only be worse, you misplaced sadistic weather leftover of a day in hell.

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