Andrzej "Jay" Kujawski (kujawski) wrote in thursdayinsults,
Andrzej "Jay" Kujawski
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Graye = Jerks

I'm over here in Iraq, eating sand and shitting lonliness, and Graye is traipsing around Western Europe and Northern Africa, just having a hell of a time. Yes, I know that he had to save up a long time for it. Still jealous. Yes, I know that he has had his ration of shit in life and deserves a good time or two to make up for it. Still think he's just another ungrateful, whiny Canuck. Yes, I know that he should probably be the one going instead of me because his photography and to some limited degree his writing abilities are higher than mine. Still say that if I get a good roll, I can overcome his modifier in at least the writing. Yes, I know that Graye would only be happy for me and my good times if the roles were reversed. Still don't mind being an asshole and telling him how jealous I am of him. I hope he chockes on a baguette and gets strangled by the cord of the camera that he is putting to such awesome use. And that he buys a fez.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
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If you two join forces, the world is doomed.
The dude hasn't even friended me yet. But if we DO end up joining forces, the world will not be doomed, but you certainly will be.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
You cannot quantify the destructive power, you will have a mulitiplicative effect, much like alcohol and qualudes. Skyrocketing out of control until the Earth's core stops moving... And as the educational move 'The Core' taught us, that sucks.
Yes, but as the educational radio show "Coast to Coast" teaches us, the core of the earth is not really a ball of magma, but a cavern in which the evil lizard people live, to whom the black ops members of our military regularly supply with human slaves as part of our evil alliance with them. I say that if the Earth is gonna get it good and stiff with no vaseline that it be hubris that kills us, and not my alcohol and qualudesque marriage of force with a man whose loyalties lie with a frikin' robot.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
It will be hubris, oh it will. YOUR HUBRIS! Mr. Hyooby McHyooburburyris.

At this point in time, I'd like you to reference page 34, section 5, paragragh 2, of the "ShitFuck What the hell?" treatise from Grondulon 4.

The prophecy aligns.

Woop woop woop!
Yeah, and the day we start honoring the treaties our government had with the red man is the same day I'll honor anything in the treaties from Grondulon 4. We all know those evil primitives from another world who posess superior technology are just going to end up running a giant casino planet.

Side note: I have not thought of this posibility yet, but I think the idea of a Casino Planet will definitely be appearing in a future episode of Danger Zone 2: The Ultimate! along with those pesky bat flys.

-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
Bot flys asshole, bot flys.

And if your Casino Planet is not run by Galactic Indians, I'm going to burn my copy of Danger Zone 2: The Ultimate! and the (IN SPACE) Expansion pack.

I think, in the end, Native Americans will come out ahead over time. I wait for the end times, when magic re-awakens, and we ignite some volcanoes on your ass, a la Shadowrun.

I will be Holy Shit It Is, a Beer Shaman.
This is undoubtedly one of your best comments evar.
You rool.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
You just like the idea of a Beer Shaman.
Touche, sir. Two-Shay.
-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski
Your approval reminds me that I haven't thrown my support towards Ann Coulter's lunacy in a while. I don't know about you jerks, but jingoism is one of the most attractive qualities a woman can posess, IMHO. Here:

http://mediamatters.org/items/200412010011

Gotta love the oldies but goodies.

-Andrzej Valentyn Kujawski